Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
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