Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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