margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize