I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
