he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You can't motorboat a personality
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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