i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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