Sponge bath it is.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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