I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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