And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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