If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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