Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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