Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I think i got beer on your cat.
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