I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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