So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I can't turn off my feet"
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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