i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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