a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
But break dance skills will only take you so far
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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