just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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