i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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