Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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