One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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