what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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