How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
