I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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