coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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