i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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