What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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