He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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