Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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