idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
Randomize
