READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I'm like, not good at living.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
