I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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