you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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