We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
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