i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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