The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
