I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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