I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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