Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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