My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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