i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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