Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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