The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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