I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
high people should be assigned attendants
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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