I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
dude i'm inner monologue high
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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