when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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