Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
