you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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