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(562): View more from California

hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.

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(925): View more from California

Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless

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(303): View more from Colorado

she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?

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(360): View more from Washington

just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college

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(+47): View more from Norway

i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls

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(585): View more from New York

complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...

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