I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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