just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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