if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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