On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
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