Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
